Nintendo unveiled the first portrait of the 2023 untitled Mario Movie, But this very revelation was utterly disappointing for the enthusiasts of the franchise. Apparently The Italian Plumber's Ass was not this ignoble as how it is now depicted. There used to be a time, when this Plumber had, what young people would now refer to as, "cake".
Mario used to get a lot of booty calls from housewives to fix their broken plumbing. Now no one calls Mario anymore.
Even Princess Peach does not want to be rescued by him anymore.
Last week, A woman said "I do not have any cash, do you take any other forms of payment?" Mario's eyes perked up. But he was disheartened when she actually venmo-ed him the money.
Hearing this devastating news, A lot of fans took to twitter to show their disdain for the movie poster.
"Bro Mario got NO ass bro this movie’s gonna suck DICK How tf am I supposed to enjoy this movie if my Mario ain’t got a couple mega mushrooms down there" said one unhappy fan.
EMBRACE. MARIO'S ASS. 🍄✨ pic.twitter.com/A6uMGclDwA— Mayo (@funnyhoohooman) October 6, 2022
Mario himself was unhappy with this reconfiguration. But we hope in the trailer Mario's Butt will get its plumpness back.
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